Neil Diamond and the Panty Droppers

Neil Diamond

"When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery."

Also...."It's very difficult for me to say 'I love you', but to sing, 'I love you' for me is easier."

but also mainly...

"I think probably Australians have just a little more taste than most people."

Neil doesn't know what it is that drives women (and men alike), insane with lust. It's well documented that fans have inexplicably become pregnant while at his shows, simply from listening to his dulcet tones. It's also common knowledge that his sweat is an intense and almost dangerous aphrodisiac. When he was approached as a team sponsor for LeKickball, he laughed and said Missoula "probably wasn't ready for that kind of sexy" and that "the human emotion, like alchemy, isn't something to be trifled with." But in the end, he agreed on the premise that "the valley known as NEMISSOOLATAKOO is in need of my music and message. And that is one of hard-core kink."